**************************************************************** GIRLS & BOYS (One chord sequence throughout= Gm C F Eb F#/F) Streets like a jungle So call the police Following the herd Down to Greece on holiday Love in the 90's Is paranoid On sunny beaches Take your chances, looking for GIRLS WHO ARE BOYS WHO LIKE BOYS TO BE GIRLS WHO DO BOYS LIKE THEY'RE GIRLS WHO DO GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE BOYS ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE Avoiding all work Cos there's none available Like battery thinkers Count their thoughts on 1 2 3 4 5 fingers Nothing is wasted Only reproduced You get nasty blisters Du bist sehr schon But we haven't been introduced **************************************************************** TRACY JACKS Gm7 A Gm7 A (Tracy Jacks) works in civil service Gm7 A Gm7 A (Tracy Jacks) its steady employment B A B A (Tracy Jacks) is a golfing fanatic B A B A (Tracy Jacks) But his put is erratic Gm7 A Gm7 A (Tracy Jacks) saw a Harley Street Doctor Gm7 A Gm7 A (Tracy Jacks) who prescribed healthy living B A B A (Tracy Jacks) he's getting past forty B A B (Tracy Jacks) and all the seams are splitting G B Everyday he got closer B E He knew in his heart he was over F#m B I'd love to stay here and be normal B7 But its just so overrated Gm7 A Gm7 A (Tracy Jacks) left home without warning Gm7 A Gm7 A (Tracy Jacks) at five in the morning B A B A (Tracy Jacks) got on the first train to Walton B A B A (Tracy Jacks) and stood on the sea front (laughing) Gm7 A Gm7 A (Tracy Jacks) threw his clothes in the water Gm7 A Gm7 A (Tracy Jacks) and ran around naked B A B A (Tracy Jacks) got stopped by the police B A B (Tracy Jacks) and escorted back home where (chorus) G#m A B And then it happened on a Tuesday morning G#m A B Tracy Jacks bulldozed down the house he lived in B7 Saying its just so overrated **************************************************************** END OF A CENTURY G Gmaj7 She says there's ants in the carpet Em Em/D Dirty little monsters Eb D Eating all the morsels Bm C Picking up the rubbish G Gmaj7 Give her effervescence Em Em/D She needs a little sparkle Eb D Good morning TV Bm C You're looking so healthy Chorus: Em We all say D Don't want to be alone Em We wear the same clothes D 'Cos we feel the same Em We kiss with dry lips D C When we say goodnight C End of a century......its nothing special G Gmaj7 Sex on the TV Em Em/D Everybody's at it Eb D And the mind gets dirty Bm C As you get closer to thirty G Gmaj7 Gives her a cuddle Em Em/D Glowing in a huddle Eb D Good night TV Bm You're all made up And you're looking like me (Chorus) G F G F G F G Can you eat her yes you can (Chorus) **************************************************************** PARKLIFE The E etc. in this =12th fret (brush up on those barre chords!!) E Esus4 E Confidence is the preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as Esus4 (Parklife) E Esus4 E And morning soup can be avoided if you take a route straight through Esus4 what is known as (Parklife) E Esus4 E John's got brewer's droop he gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons they Esus4 love a bit of it (Parklife) E Esus4 E Who's that gut lord marching...you should cut down on your porklife Esus4 mate...get some exercise (Parklife) Chorus: E Bb B All the people E C B So many people G Em D They all go hand in hand C Asus4 A Bb7 B7 Hand in hand through their parklife (Verse 2: Same chords as verse 1) I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awaken by the dustmen I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea, and I think about leaving the house I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too it gives me a sense of enormous well being And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it Chorus It's got nothing to do with your Vorsprung Durch Technic you know And it's got nothing to do with you joggers who go round and round and round Chorus Tab provided by Jason-guy E---0--x--0---0--x---0---0--x---0---0---0---0-- B---0--x--0---0--x---0---0--x---0---0---0---0-- G--13--x-13--13--x--13--13--x--14--14--14--14-- D--14--x-14--14--x--14--14--x--14--14--14---0-- A--14--x-14--14--x--14--14--x---0---0---0---0-- E---0--x--0---0--x---0---0--x---x---x---0---0-- Chorus (barred chords): E Bb B E C B G Em D (standard chords) C C9 A Bb7 B7 E--0--0--0--x---2 B--1--1--2--x---0 G--0--0--2--x---2 D--2--0--2--x---1 A--3--2--0--1---2 E--x--0--x--x---x **************************************************************** BADHEAD E ------3-------3---------3-------3------ -3-3-3-3---3---3-- B --0-------0---------1-------1---------| 2x ---------1---1---- G ----0-------0---0-----0-------0---0---- ------------------ G C G So far we've not really stayed in touch C Bb9 C G Well I knew as much, it's no surprise that today C G C Bb9 I'll get up round two, with nothing to do C Except get a touch of flu Chorus: Am D And I might as well just grin and bear it C A 'Cos its not worth the trouble of an argument Am D And in any case I'd rather wear it C A Your like a bad head in the morning And I know...... Mid 8: Am Em Am Am Em C (D) Chorus **************************************************************** BANK HOLIDAY A G Grandma has new dentures A G To eat the crust of pizza A G Been taken out by her daughter A G Because she thought she ought'a A G The kids are eating snickers A G Because they're so delicious A G Then there's sticky fingers A G B C And mother loses her knickers Chorus: Eb Bb C Bank holiday comes six times a year Eb Bb C Days of enjoyment to which everybody cheers Eb Bb C Bank holiday comes with six pack of beer C Bb G ......then its back to work A.G.A.I.N. A G Bar-b-que is cooking A G Sausages and chicken A G The patio is buzzing A G The neighbours they are looking A G John is down the fun pub A G Drinking lots of lager A G Girls and boys are on the game A G B C And all the high streets look the same Chorus **************************************************************** THE DEBT COLLECTOR (A)A F#m B B D C B E B7 (B)E E7 C#m/E C G Em/B C A B E B E B E E7 Repeat most of it again. **************************************************************** FAR OUT C Eb I spy in the night sky don't I C Eb C Eb Phobe Io Elara Leda Callisto Sinope C Eb F Janus Dione Portia So many moons Ab Bb F Ab Bb F Quiet in the sky at night Hot in the milky way Eb D Outside in C Eb C Eb Vega Capella Hadar Rigel Barnard's star C Eb C Antares Aldebaran Altair Wolf 359 Eb F Betelgeuse sun sun sun **************************************************************** TO THE END D All those dirty words Em They make us look so dumb D Been drinking far too much Em And neither of us mean what we say Gb Ab Well you and I Gb Ab Collapsed in love Dsus4 D E And it looks like we might have made it, G9 A yes it looks like we made it to the end D What happened to us Em Soon it will be gone forever D Infatuated only with ourselves Em And neither of us can think straight anymore Chorus X2 Tab by Kathryn A Hunter and me. Intro/verse: E|--10---10---10---10---10---12---12---12---12---12-- B|--10---10---10---10---10---12---12---12---12---12-- G|--11---11---11---11---11---12---12---12---12---12-- Chorus: E|----------------------------------5--5/7-5-5-- B|--3--5--3--5---8-7-5-3--------3-5------------- G|--4--6--4--6-----------4--4-6----------------- D|--5--7--5--7---------------------------------- A|--5--7--5--7---------------------------------- E|--3--5--3--5---------------------------------- **************************************************************** LONDON LOVES G A G A A melody has taken him over G A G A Coughing tar in his Japanese motor G A The lights are magic G A So he'll be lucky G A And he's got money G He'll shoot like an arrow A Bm F#m London loves A Bm F#m The mystery of a speeding car A Bm F#m London loves A Bm F#m F The misery of a speeding heart It's Love-U-Like and everyone's at it But words are cheap and his mind is elastic He loves the violence Keeps ticking over So sleep together Before today is sold forever A Bm F#m London loves A Bm F#m The way people just fall apart A Bm F#m London loves A Bm F#m The way we just don't stand a chance A Bm F#m F The misery of a speeding heart Tab provided by: Deni Durousseau Verse: G F |-----------/4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------| |------3----/4-4-4-4-4----|------3--------------------| |------3----/6-6-6-6-6----|------3--------------------| |------4----/5-5-5-5-5----|------4---7-8-7-0-2-3-2-0--| |-------------------------|---------------------------| |-3-----------------------|-3-------------------------| Chorus: _____________________________________________ | 1, 2, 3 | 4 | A5 B5 | F#5 | F#5 F5 | |------------------------|----------------------|----------------------| |o-----------------------|---------------------o|----------------------| |--2----2----4--4--4--4--|----------------------|-------------2--2--2--| |--2----2----4--4--4--4--|-4----4---------------|-4----4------3--3--3--| |o-0----0----2--2--2--2--|-4----4--------------o|-4----4------3--3--3--| |------------------------|-2----2-----0--2--0---|-2----2------1--1--1--| Ending: |-----------------------|--------------------------| |o----------------------|-------------------------o| |-----------------------|----------2h3p2-----------| |--3----3---------------|-3----3-------------------| |o-2----2---------------|-2----2------------------o| |--3----3----1--0--1--0-|-3----3----------0--1--0--| **************************************************************** TROUBLE IN THE MESSAGE CENTRE G A Db Eb I am the message centre G A Db Eb Local and direct G A Db Eb Room to room an operator (no calls today dear, they'll just have to wait dear) G A Db Eb I call and I collect (so just strike him softly away from the body) Bbm Dbm Abm B You're made up too shiny today (in so much trouble) Bbm Dbm Abm B The thoughts are just pissing away (in so much trouble) Bbm Dbm Abm B A new type face a new day (in so much trouble) Bbm Dbm Abm B You can't remember ten minutes ago (in so much trouble) E F# It's too much trouble G A Db Eb I am a manager G A Db Eb I am in control G A Db Eb As the local delegator (no calls today dear, they'll just have to wait dear) G A Db Eb I offer no guarantees at all (so don't take it lightly, you'll put yourself down) Middle 8 up half a tone, so that's (Bm D Am C x4) (then E F#) (Chorus) **************************************************************** CLOVER OVER DOVER Tabs provided by: Henrietta Hansén Intro: E ---------------7-----9-----12------12\9/11-12-12-12-- B --5------9-------9-----12-----9-12---------12-12-12-- G ----4------9----------------------------------------- D ----------------------------------------------------- A ----------------------------------------------------- E ----------------------------------------------------- E -------------------------------- B -------------------------------- G --9-9-9-9-8-6----------p-------- 4x D --------------9-7--9-11-9----9-- A --------------------------11---- E -------------------------------- Verse: E --4--2--0-----------4--0--2--------------- B --5--4--2--2-0---0--5--0--2--2------------ G --6--4--2------1----6--1--2----2-1---2/4-- D --6--4--2-----------6--2--2--------2-2/4-- A --4--2--0-----------4--2--0--------------- E -----------------------0------------------ C#m B A I'm on the white cliffs of Dover C#m E A Thinking it over and over C#m B A But if I jump its all over C#m E A B A cautionary tale for you I love to roll in the clover With you over and over On the white cliffs of Dover And then I'd let you push me over C#m B A G#m F#m(sus4) F# And if that is the fact then in actual fact it's not where it's at and it's B C over (Repeat) And now the bluebirds are over The white cliffs of Dover So when you push me over Don't bury me I'm not worth anything **************************************************************** MAGIC AMERICA C# Bb F# Bill Barret has a simple dream C# Bb Eb He calls it his plan B C# Bb F# Where there are buildings in the sky and the air is sugar free G# G#7 And everyone is very friendly C# Bb F# Plan B arrived on holiday C# Bb Eb Took a cab to the shopping malls C# Bb F# Bought and ate until he could do neither anymore G# G#7 Then found love on channel forty-four Chorus: C# B A F#m B La la la la la he wants to go to Magic America C# B A F#m B A Ab C# Bb La la la la la he'd like to live in Magic America with all the magic people C# Bb F# Bill Barret sent his postcards home C# Bb Eb To everyone he'd ever known - they read C# Bb F# Fifty-nine cents gets you a good square meal G# G#7 From the people who care how you feel (Chorus) Mid 8: C#7 B7 F# G#m7 x3 Then C#7 B7 A7 **************************************************************** JUBILEE A E Jubilee slouches in the settee D F G He's losing all the will to move A E He's gone divvy, too much telly D F G He's watching twenty-four hours of rubbish A E D He's got butane, he's got plastic bags F G And his eyes are going square (oh yeah) A E He's no raver just anti-social D F G He's not going to cut his hair Chorus D E He dresses incorrectly....no one told him how to do it D E A He dresses incorrectly....no one told him (seventeen) he not mean enough D E A He dresses incorrectly....no one told him (talk to girls) but he's just too spotty D E He dresses incorrectly....no one told him (seventeen) Bb A He not keen on being like anyone else (Verse 2: Same chords as Verse 1) Jubilee's dad, Billy Banker Thinks his son is a slob Should get out more, stop scabbing He really should go and get a job So he just plays on his computer games **************************************************************** THIS IS A LOW Tabs by me Intro: E-----------0-------------1----------------------0------ B----------------------1-----1-----1----------3----3---- G--------0----------1-----------1----------0---------4-- D-----2----------3----------------------0--------------- A--2---------------------------------------------------- E--0----------0----------------------3------------------ E--0-------------------- B--0--2-----2--2--2--2-- G--0--2-----2--2--2--2-- D--0--2-----2--2--2--2-- A-----------0--0--0--0-- E-----------p.m......... E---0--0--------------0--0--0--0--0--------------0--0--0---- B---0--0--------------0--0--0--0--0--------------0--0--0---- G---1--1--------------1--1--1--1--1--------------1--1--1---- D---2--2--0--2--0-----2--2--2--2--2--0--2--0-----2--2--2---- A---2--2-----------2--2--2--2--2--2-----------2--2--2--2---- E---0--0--------------0--0--0--0--0--------------0--0--0---- Verse (2x): E---0--0--------2--2--2--2-----2--2------------------------- B---0--0--------3--3--3--3-----3--3-----2-----2--2--3--2---- G---1--1--2--1--4--4--4--4-----4--4-----2-----2--2--2--2---- D---2--2--2--2--4--4--4--4-----4--4-----2-----2--2--2--2---- A---2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2-----2--2-----0-----0--0--0--0---- E---0--0--0--0---------------------------------------------- E---4-----4--4--4-----4--4-----0-----0-----0-----2--2--2-- B---5-----5--5--5-----5--5-----1-----1--3--1-----3--3--3-- G---6-----6--6--6-----6--6-----0-----0--0--0-----4--4--4-- D---6-----6--6--6-----6--6-----2-----2--2--2-----4--4--4-- A---4-----4--4--4-----4--4-----3-----3--3--3-----2--2--2-- E--------------------------------------------------------- E---2-----------0--0--------------0--0--0--0--0-- B------5--3-----0--0--------------0--0--0--0--0-- G------------4--1--1--------------1--1--1--1--1-- D---------------2--2--0--2--0-----2--2--2--2--2-- A---------------2--2-----------2--2--2--2--2--2-- E---------------0--0--------------0--0--0--0--0-- E---------------0--0--0-- B---------------0--0--0-- G---------------1--1--1-- D---0--2--0-----2--2--2-- A------------2--2--2--2-- E---------------0--0--0-- E Bm A C#m And into the sea goes pretty England and me C Bm E Around the Bay of Biscay and back for tea E Bm Hitting traffic on the dogger bank A C#m Up the Thames to find a taxi rank C Bm E Sail on by with the tide and fall asleep (and the radio says...) Chorus: E---0-----0--0--0-----0--0--0--2-----2--2--2-----2--2--2---- B---0-----0--0--0-----0--0--0--3-----3--3--3-----3--3--3---- G---1-----1--1--1-----1--1--1--2-----2--2--2-----2--2--2---- D---2-----2--2--2-----2--2--2--0-----0--0--0-----0--0--0---- A---2-----2--2--2-----2--2--2--0-----0--0--0-----0--0--0---- E---0-----0--0--0-----0--0--0------------------------------- E---0-----0--0--0-----0--0--0--0-----2-----2--2--2-- B---0-----0--0--0-----0--0--0--1-----3-----3--3--3-- G---1-----1--1--1-----1--1--1--2-----4-----4--4--4-- D---2-----2--2--2-----2--2--2--2-----4-----4--4--4-- A---2-----2--2--2-----2--2--2--0-----2-----2--2--2-- E---0-----0--0--0-----0--0--0----------------------- E---0---0--0--0-----0--0--0--2-----2--2--2-----2--2--2-- B---0---0--0--0-----0--0--0--3-----3--3--3-----3--3--3-- G---1---1--1--1-----1--1--1--2-----2--2--2-----2--2--2-- D---2---2--2--2-----2--2--2--0-----0--0--0-----0--0--0-- A---2---2--2--2-----2--2--2--0-----0--0--0-----0--0--0-- E---0---0--0--0-----0--0--0----------------------------- E---0---0--0--0-----0--0--0--0-----2-----2--2--2-- B---0---0--0--0-----0--0--0--1-----3-----3--3--3-- G---1---1--1--1-----1--1--1--2-----4-----4--4--4-- D---2---2--2--2-----2--2--2--2-----4-----4--4--4-- A---2---2--2--2-----2--2--2--0-----2-----2--2--2-- E---0---0--0--0-----0--0--0----------------------- E---0-----0-----2-----2--2-----5--5--5--5--0--0-------------- B---1--3--1-----3-----3--3-----3--3--3--3--0--0-------------- G---0--0--0-----2-----2--2-----2--2--2--2--1--1-------------- D---3--2--2-----4-----4--4-----4--4--4--4--2--2--0--2--0----- A---3--3--3-----2-----2--2-----2--2--2--2--2--2-----------2-- E------------------------------------------0--0-------------- E---0--0--0--0--0--------------0--0--0-- B---0--0--0--0--0--------------0--0--0-- G---1--1--1--1--1--------------1--1--1-- D---2--2--2--2--2--0--2--0-----2--2--2-- A---2--2--2--2--2-----------2--2--2--2-- E---0--0--0--0--0--------------0--0--0-- E D E Am Bm This is a low...but it won't hurt you E D E Am Bm When you're alone...it will be there when you C Bm E Finding ways to stay solo E Bm On the tyne, forth and cromarty A C#m There's a low in the high 40's C Bm (and) Saturday's locked away on the pier E Not fast enough dear E Bm A C#m On the malin head, blackpool looks blue and red C Bm And the queen, she's gone `round the bend E Jumped off Land's End