STEREOTYPES Intro: E --10--10-- --10--10--------------- B --10--10-- --10--10--7-7-7-7-7---- G ---8---8-- 4x ---8---8--------------- 4x D ---7---7-- ---7---7--4-4-4-4-4---- A ---9---9-- ---9---9--------------- E ---7---7-- ---7---7------------7-- Verse: E --10--10--------------- -------------------------------- B --10--10--7-7-7-7-7---- ---------------2---2---2---2---- G ---8---8--------------- 2x -----44----44----4---4---4---4-- D ---7---7--4-4-4-4-4---- -----66----55--4---------------- A ---9---9--------------- --66----55-----4---------------- E ---7---7------------7-- --44----33-----2---------------- B7 The suburbs they are dreaming. they are a twinkle in her eye Abm G F# She's been feeling frisky since her husband said goodbye B7 She wears a low cut t-shirt runs a little b&b Abm G F# She's most accomodating when she's in her lingerie Pre-chorus: E --------------------------------- B --------------------------------- G --2-2-2-2-2-2---2-2-2-2---------- D --2-2-2-2-2-2---2-2-2-2---------- A --0-0-0-0-0-0---0-0-0-0-0-----0-- E --------------------------2-2---- A Wife swapping is the future You know that it would suit you Chorus: E --10--10--------------- -------------------- B --10--10--7-7-7-7-7---- -------------------- G ---8---8--------------- 4x -----44-4-----0-2-0- D ---7---7--4-4-4-4-4---- -----66---6-2------- A ---9---9--------------- --66---------------- E ---7---7------------7-- --44---------------- E ---------------------------------------------------------------- B --4-4-4-4--0-0-0-0--4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2--6-6-6-6--7-7-7-7--9-9-9-9- G --4-4-4-4--1-1-1-1--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6--7-7-7-7--9-9-9-9- D --4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6--7-7-7-7--9-9-9-9- A --2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4--5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7- E -----------0-0-0-0---------------------------------------------- B7 Yes, they're stereotypes, there must be more to life Abm E B All your life you are dreaming E B And then you stop dreaming C# From time to time you know D E You should be going on another bender B7 The suburbs they are sleeping but he's dressing up tonight Abm G F# She likes a man in uniform he loves to wear it tight B7 They are on the lovers sofa they are on the patio Abm G F# And when the fun is over watch themselves on video A The neighbours may be staring But they are just past caring Middle: E -------------------- ------------------------------------ B -------------------- ------------------------------------ G -----------4-4-4-4-- --2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5--4444-4444-4444-- D --2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-- 2x --2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5--4444-4444-4444-- A --2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-- --0-0-0-0--3-3-3-3--2222-2222-2222-- E --0-0-0-0----------- ------------------------------------ E --10--10-- ------------------------------- ------------- B --10--10-- ------------------------------- ------------- G ---8---8-- 2x --2-2-2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--------- -4----------- 2x D ---7---7-- --2-2-2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--------- -2-0-2---2--- A ---9---9-- --0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0------- -------0---0- E ---7---7-- -------------------------3-2-0- ------------- E ----------------------------------- B ------------------2----2----2------ G --2-2-2-2-2-2--4^---4^---4^---4---- D --2-2-2-2-2-2-------------------4-- A --0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------- E ----------------------------------- Ending: E ------------------------- B ------------------------- G --------------------6/8-- D --4-4-4-4--5-5-5-5--7/9-- A --4-4-4-4--5-5-5-5--7/9-- E --2-2-2-2--3-3-3-3--5/7-- ************************************************************************* COUNTRY HOUSE Intro: Gaug A E Bm D Db (So the story begins) A E City dweller successful fella Bm Thought to himself "Oops, I've got a lot of money" D (Db Bass) Db I'm caught in a rat race terminally A E I'm a professional cynic but my heart's not in it Bm I'm paying the price of living life at the limit D (Db Bass) Db Caught up in the century's anxiety E It preys on him, he's getting thin A E7 Now he lives in a house a very big house in the country D A Watching afternoon repeats and the food he eats in the country A E7 He takes all manner of pills and piles up analyst bills in the country D A Ab Oh, it's like an animal farm that's the rural charm in the country A E He's got morning glory and life's a different story Bm D (Db Bass) Db Everything's going Jackanory touched with his own mortality A E He's reading Balzac, knocking back Prozac Bm It's a helping hand that makes you feel wonderfully bland D (Db Bass) Db Oh, it's a century's remedy E For the faint at heart, a new start (Try the simple life) A E7 He lives in a house a very big house in the country D A He's got a fog in his chest so he needs a lot of rest in the country A E7 He doesn't drink, smoke, laugh takes herbal baths in the country D A You should come to no harm on the animal farm in the country A E D A Blow, blow me out, I am so sad, I don't know why ************************************************************************* BEST DAYS Intro: C G Ab F e --------3----------------3------------------4---------------1-- B --------1----------------3------------------4---------------1-- G -----0------0--------4--------4-------------5---------------2-- D -----------------------------------------6---------------3----- A --3------------------------------------------------------------ E ----------------3-------------------4--------------1----------- Verse: C Am C Am e ------------------------------------------------------------------ B --------1-------1----0-1-0----------------1------------0-1-0-1---- G --------0-------0----------2----0---------0---------0------------- D ----2---2---2---2------------2--------2---2---2---2------------2-- A --3-----3-------3------------------3------3----------------------- E ------------------------------------------------------------------ Dm Dm/C G Dm e --------1---------------1-----------------------------------1----- B --------3---------------3-----------------------------------3----- G -----2------2-------2-------2-----------0----------------2-----2-- D --0---------------------------------0-------------0---0----------- A ----------------3---------------------------0h2------------------- E --------------------------------3--------------------------------- Dm/C F G e ------1----------1-----------------------------------------------3---- B ------3----------1-------------------------------3-----------------3-- G ----2---2--------2----0h2p0-------0---0h2/4-----------4h5p4----------- D -----------------3-----------3---------------5---------------5-------- A --3------------------------------------------------------------------- E --------------1------------------------------------------------------- C Am C Bow Bells say goodbye to the last train Am Dm Over the river they all go again (Bass C) G Dm (Bass C) F G Out into leafy nowhere hope someone's waiting out there for them C Am C Cabbie has his mind on a fare to the sun Am Dm He works nights but it's not much fun (Bass C) G Dm (Bass C) F G Picks up the London yo-yo's all on their own down Soho, take me home Chorus: C C/B Am7 Ab e ----------0---------------0---------------3---------------------- B ----------1---------------1---------------1-------------------4-- G ------0-------0-------0-------0-------2-------2-----------5------ D ------------------------------------------------------6---------- A --3---------------2---------------0------------------------------ E --------------------------------------------------4-------------- G F Ab G e -----3--------------------------------- B -----3---------1------------4-------3-- G -----4---------2------------5-------4-- D ---------------3--3---------6-------5-- A ------------3---------------6-------5-- E --3------1--------------4-------3------ C (Bass B) Am7 Other people wouldn't like to hear you Ab (Bass G) F Ab G If you said that these are the best days of their lives C (Bass B) Am7 Other people turn around and laugh at you Ab (Bass G) F Ab G If you said that these are the best days of our lives e --20\19-19\17-17\15-15------------------------------------------- B ----------------------16-16\15-15\14-14-------------------------- G ---------------------------------------16-16\14-14\12-12\10-10\-- D ----------------------------------------------------------------- A ----------------------------------------------------------------- E ----------------------------------------------------------------- e ------------------------------------------------------- B ------------------------------------------0-1-0-1------ G --9-9\7-7\5-5\4-4---------------------------------2---- D -----------------5-5-2-3-5-5\3-3\2-2----------------0-- A ------------------------------------5-5\3-------------- E ------------------------------------------------------- Dm (Bass C) G Trellick Tower's been calling Dm (Bass C) F G I know she'll leave me in the morning C Am C In hotel cells listening to dial tones Am Dm Remote controls and cable moans (Bass C) G In his drink he's talking Dm Bass C) F G Gets disconnected sleepwalking back home C (Bass B) Am7 Other people wouldn't like to hear you Ab (Bass G) F Ab G If you said that these are the best days of their lives C (Bass B) Am7 Other people turn around and laugh at you Ab (Bass G) F Ab G If you said that these are the best days of our lives Ab (Bass B) Am7 Other people break into a cold sweat C (Bass G) F Ab G If you said that these are the best days of their lives C (Bass B) Am7 And other people turn around and laugh at you Ab (Bass G) F Ab G If you said that these are the best days of our lives ************************************************************************* CHARMLESS MAN Intro: Gtr. 1: E --5------------- --5--------- B --9^--5--------- --9^(9)-9^-- G ------8^-------- 2x ------------ D ---------4-0-0-- ------------ A ---------------- ------------ E ---------------- ------------ Gtr. 2: E ----------------------------------------------------------- B ----------------------------------------------------------- G ----------------------------------------------------------- D ----------------------------------------------------------- A ---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---- E ----------------------------------------------------------- E ---------------------------p----p-------------------------- B -----------------5-----3--3-2--3-2----------5-----3-------- G -----------------4-----2------------2-------4-----2-------- D ------------4/6--------4---------------4/6--------4-------- A ---0--0--0-------------2--------------------------2-------- E ----------------------------------------------------------- E ----p----p-------------12--12--12--12--12--12--12--12----- B ---3-2--3-2----5---5---12--12--12--12--12--12--12--12----- G ------------2--8^--8^--13--13--13--13--13--13--13--13----- D -----------------------14--14--14--14--14--14--14--14----- A ---------------------------------------------------------- E ---------------------------------------------------------- E --------------------------------- B --13-13--13--13--13--13--13--13-- G --11-11--11--11--11--11--11--11-- D --10-10--10--10--10--10--10--10-- A --12-12--12--12--12--12--12--12-- E --10-10--10--10--10--10--10--10-- Verse: E -----------------------------------5^-------------------- B ------------------------------6/7------------------------ G ---------2--2--------2--3--------------4--------2--2----- D ---------2--2--------2--4-----------------------2--2----- A ---0--0-----------------------------------0--0----------- E ---------------4--4-------------------------------------- E -----------------------5^-------------------------------- B ------------------6/7--------------2--------5------------ G ---------2--3--------------6\------3--------4------------ D ---------2--4-------------------4--------6--------------- A -----------------------------2--------4------------------ E ---4--4-------------------------------------------------- E ---------------------------5-----------10----------9--| B --------7---------9--------5-----------10------10-----| G --------7---------9--------6-------11------/9---------| D -----7---------9--------7-----/10---------------------| A --5---------7--------5--------------------------------| E ------------------------------------------------------| G D Em I met him in a crowded room G D Em Where people go to drink away their gloom Am Em C He sat me down and so began G D G The story of a charmless man G D Em Educated the expensive way G D Em He knows his claret from his beaujolais Am Em C I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray G D G But then nature didn't make him that way Chorus: E -----------------------------------------2----------------- B ---------2--------2------------------h---2--------2-------- G ---------2--------2-----3^-(3)------2-3-----------2-------- D ---------2--------2-------------------------------2-------- A ---0--0--------------------------4----------0--0----------- E ------------4--4-----2------------------------------------- E --------------------------------2----------------------------- B ---------2------------------h---2----------------------------- G ---------2-----3^-(3)------2-3-------------------------------- D ---------2---------------------------------------------------- A ------------------------4------------------------------------- E ---4--4-----2------------------------------------------------- Gtr. 1: E --5------------- --5--------- B --9^--5--------- --9^(9)-9^-- G ------8^-------- 2x ------------ D ---------4-0-0-- ------------ A ---------------- ------------ E ---------------- ------------ Gtr. 2: E ----------------------------------------------------------- B ----------------------------------------------------------- G ----------------------------------------------------------- D ----------------------------------------------------------- A ---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---- E ----------------------------------------------------------- E ---------------------------p----p-------------------------- B -----------------5-----3--3-2--3-2----------5-----3-------- G -----------------4-----2------------2-------4-----2-------- D ------------4/6--------4---------------4/6--------4-------- A ---0--0--0-------------2--------------------------2-------- E ----------------------------------------------------------- E -------------- B -------------- G -------------- D -------------- A -------------- E --4^-0--4^-0-- Gtr. 1: E --5------------- --5--------- B --9^--5--------- --9^(9)-9^-- G ------8^-------- 2x ------------ D ---------4-0-0-- ------------ A ---------------- ------------ E ---------------- ------------ Gtr. 2: E ----------------------------------------------------------- B ----------------------------------------------------------- G ----------------------------------------------------------- D ----------------------------------------------------------- A ---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---- E ----------------------------------------------------------- E ---------------------------p----p-------------------------- B -----------------5-----3--3-2--3-2----------5-----3-------- G -----------------4-----2------------2-------4-----2-------- D ------------4/6--------4---------------4/6--------4-------- A ---0--0--0-------------2--------------------------2-------- E ----------------------------------------------------------- E ------------------------------------------------------ B ---3p2--3p2-----5---5----9--9--9--9--9--9--9---------- G -------------2--8^--8^---9--9--9--9--9--9--9---------- D -------------------------9--9--9--9--9--9--9---------- A -------------------------7--7--7--7--7--7--7---------- E ------------------------------------------------------ E --------------------------| B --7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--| G --5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--| D --7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--| A --5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--| E --------------------------| G D E (He went) lalala la lala (2x) G E G He thinks his educated airs E G Those family shares Bm Am Am7 Will protect him Bm Am Am7 That we'll respect him D7 G E G He moves in circles of friends E G Who just pretend Bm Am Am7 That they like him Bm Am Am7 He does the same to them D7 And when you put it all together C7 G There's the model of a charmless man G D Em He knows the swingers and their cavalry G D Em Says he can get in anywhere for free Am Em C I began to go a little cross-eyed G D G And from this charmless man I just had to hide G E G He talks at speed he gets nose bleeds E G Bm Am Bm Am He doesn't see his days are tumbling down upon him G E G E G And yet he tries so hard to please he's just so keen Bm Am Bm For you to listen, but no-one's listening Am D7 And when you put it all together C7 G There's the model of a charmless man Solo: E -----------------------5---- -------------------------------12-- B ------------------/6-7------ --5-3---3-7-5---5-9-7-------12----- G -------------------------6-- 2x ------4-------6-------7-9---------- D --------------2/4----------- ----------------------------------- A ------7--------------------- ----------------------------------- E --5-5---5-4-4--------------- ----------------------------------- h p E -------------------10-9-9-10-9-- B --5-5-5-5-4--4--5--------------- D --6-6-6-6-5--5--6--------------- G --7-7-7-7-6--6--7--------------- A -------------------------------- E -------------------------------- Ending: B ---------2--------2------------------h---2--------2-------- G ---------2--------2-----3^-(3)------2-3-----------2-------- D ---------2--------2-------------------------------2-------- A ---0--0--------------------------4----------0--0----------- E ------------4--4-----2------------------------------------- E --------------------------------2-------------------------- B ---------2------------------h---2-------2--------2--------- G ---------2-----3^-(3)------2-3----------2--------2--------- D ---------2------------------------------2--------2--------- A ------------------------4---------0--0--------------------- E ---4--4-----2------------------------------4--4------------ E --------------------------------0---------------------------- B --------------------------------2---------------------------- G --------3------5--------4--7\5--0---------------------------- D --------4------3--------2--6\4--2---------------------------- A -----3------2--------1-----7\5--0---------------------------- E --3------2--------1------------------------------------------ ************************************************************************* FADE AWAY C F#m C F#m They stumbled into their lives C F#m C F#m In a vague way became man and wife B Abm B Abm One got the other they deserved one another C F#m C F#m They settled in a brand new town C F#m C F#m With people from the same background B Am They kept themselves busy B Am Long hours left them dizzy Abm7 Gm9 Abm7 Gm9 Now when he's in she's out C F#m C F#m All you ever do is fade away (2x) Abm7 F#m7 They are not making plans Abm7 F#m7 Cause now they understand C F#m C F#m All you ever do is fade away C F#m C F#m He noticed he had visible lines C F#m C F#m She worried about her behind B Abm Their birth had been the death of them B Abm It didn't really bother them Abm7 Gm9 Abm7 Gm9 Now when she's in, he's out Abm7 F#m7 They are not making plans Abm7 F#m7 Cause now they understand Abm7 F#m7 You must learn to forget Abm7 F#m7 Cause this is all you'll ever get ************************************************************************* TOP MAN A C A E This is a public warning A C A E Be careful when you're out G D Db G We're having freaky weather A C A E Eb D There's a lot of it about A C A E The terraces are swinging A C A E He's a monkey on the roof G D Db G You've seen him on the telly A C A E E6 Eb D So let me introduce your host tonight A C A E T.O.P.M.A.N. A C A E He's naughty by nature A C A E T.O.P.M.A.N. A C A E On doubles and chasers A C A E T.O.P.M.A.N. G D Db G He's a little boy racer A C A E T.O.P.M.A.N. E Eb D A Shooting guns on the high streets of love A C A E A C A E In a crowd it's hard to spot him, but anonymity can cost G D Db G A C A E Eb D He's never cheap or cheerful, he's Hugo and he's boss A C A E A C A E He's riding through the desert on a camel light G D Db G A C A E And on a magic carpet, he'll fly away tonight Eb D Open sesame A C A E T.O.P.M.A.N. A C A E He's naughty by nature A C A E T.O.P.M.A.N. A C A E On doubles and chasers A C A E T.O.P.M.A.N. G D Db G He's a little boy racer A C A E T.O.P.M.A.N. E Eb D A Shooting guns on the high streets of love A C A E T.O.P.M.A.N. A C A E Sees her in double A C A E T.O.P.M.A.N. A C A E And then he pukes on the pavement A C A E T.O.P.M.A.N. G D Db G He likes her all clean and shaven A C A E T.O.P.M.A.N. E Eb D A Shooting guns on the high streets of love ************************************************************************* THE UNIVERSAL Intro A C#m7 (4x) A C#m7 This is the next century A C#m7 Where the universal's free E Bm You can find it anywhere E Bm Yes the future's been sold A C#m7 A C#m7 Every night we're gone A C#m7 And to karaoke songs E Bm How we like to sing along E Bm Though the words are wrong Asus4 A Asus4 A Asus4 A Asus4 D E It really, really, really could happen Asus4 A Asus4 A Asus4 A Asus4 D E Yes it really, really, really could happen C#m When the days they seem to fall through you D (Bass C) Bm E Well just let them go A C#m7 No one here is alone A C#m7 Satellites in every home E Bm Yes the universal's here E Bm A C#m7 A C#m7 Here for everyone A C#m7 Every paper that you read E Bm Says tomorrow's your lucky day E Bm Well here's your lucky day ************************************************************************* MR. ROBINSONS' QUANGO B Abm Mr. Robinson and his quango G Dirty dealer expensive car A Runs the buses and the evening star B Abm He got a hair piece and he got herpes G His private life is very discreet A A nicer man you'll never going to meet F# He's a self professed saviour of the dim right wing He's got respiratory problems and a mason's ring E ---------------------------- B ---------------------------- G ---H-P---------------------- 2X D --4-5-4-2--0-2---2---------- A ---------------4---3-------- E ---------------------3-2-0-- B Abm Oh Mr. Robinson and his quango G Drinks with the general and the county wives A Yes the family business is doing all right B Abm They are doing tango's down in the quango's G He makes them tick and he makes them tock A And if you don't fit he'll put you in the dock F# He just sits in his leather chair and twiddles his thumbs Gets his secretary in and pinches her bum B He ran into the toilet in the town hall Got a biro out and wrote on the wall A I'm wearing black french knickers on under my suit I've got stockings and suspenders on I'm feeling rather loose F# Oh I'm a naughty boy Oh I'm a naughty, naughty boy ************************************************************************* HE THOUGHT OF CARS Bm F# Moscow's still red the young mans dead D Gone to heaven instead C Em C Em The evening news says he was confused Bm F# The motorways will all merge soon D Lottery winner buys the moon C Em They've come to save us C Em The space invaders are here A He thought of cars Em And where, where to drive them Bm And who to drive them with A F# And there, there was no one, no one Break: Bm A G#m7 G Bm F# There's panic at London Heathrow D C Em Everybody wants to go up into the blue C Em But there's a ten year queue Bm F# Columbia is in top gear D It shouldn't snow this time year C Em Now America's shot C Em She's gone and done the lot (oh dear) A He thought of planes Em And where, where to fly to Bm And who to fly there with A F# And there, there was no one, no one Solo: E --6-0-7\--6-0-7\--6-0-7\--5-0-7-/5-10-7-12-- B -------------------------------------------- G -------------------------------------------- D -------------------------------------------- A -------------------------------------------- E -------------------------------------------- ************************************************************************* IT COULD BE YOU Tab provided by Francis Booth Intro/verse: C Bb Am G 4x D (E) E7 E -3-3-3-----1-1-1-----5-----3-3-3---||---2---2--2--2---------0---0---0- B -5-5-5-----4-4-4-----5-----3-3-3---||---3---3--3--3---------3---3---3- G -5-5-5-----3-3-3-----5-----4-4-4---||---2---2--2--2---------1---1---1- D -5-5-5-----1-1-1---7-7-----5-5-5---||---0---0--0--0---2-----2---2---2- A -3-3-3-----1-1-1---7-7-----5-5-5---||-----------------2---2-2---2---2- E -------------------5-5-----3-3-3---||-----------------0---0-0---0---0- Am D G Gaug E -0----2-----3-----3----- B -1----3-----0-----0----- G -2----2-----0-----0----- D -2----0-----0-----1----- A -0----------2-----2----- E ------------3-----3----- C Bb A Ch, Ch, Ch, Churchill G D E7 Got his lucky number Am Am/G D Tomorrow there's another G Gaug Could be me, could be you C Bb A No silver spoon G D Sticky teeth they rot too soon E7 Am Am/G D You've got to have the best tunes G G aug Or that's it, you've blown it F E A D All we want is to be happy F E A D In our homes like happy families F E C Bb Be the man on the beach Am G With the world at his feet D E7 Yes, it could be you-o-o-o C Bb A The likely lads G D Are picking up the uglies E7 Am Am/G D Yesterday they were just puppies G Gaug Beery slurs, now life's a blur C Bb A Telly addicts G D You should see them at it E7 Am Am/G D Getting in a panic G Gaug Will we be there, Trafalgar Square C Bb A So don't worry G D If it's not your lucky number Am Am/G D 'Cause tomorrow there's another G Gaug Could be you, could be me ************************************************************************* ERNOLD SAME C Bbm7 Ernold Same awoke from the same dream C Bbm7 C In the same bed at the same time Am Looked in the same mirror Eb Made the same frown G7 And felt the same way as he did every day C Bbm7 Then Ernold Same caught the same train C Bbm7 C At the same station, sat in the same seat Am With the same nasty stain E G7 Next to same old what's his name G Db On his way to the same place with the same name Eb Db Again and again and again... poor old Ernold Same C Am Oh Ernold Same his world stays the same F (Bass E) Dm G7 Today will always be tomorrow C Am Poor old Ernold Same, he's getting that feeling once again, F (Bass E) Dm G7 Nothing will change tomorrow ************************************************************************* GLOBE ALONE Intro/verse: G -66-XX-44-XX-66------------ D -66-XX-44-XX-66-444444444-- A -44-XX-22-XX-44-444444444-- E ----------------222222222-- C# B C# F# Who maddest one on the M1 C# B C# F# Who hasn't stopped sucking his thumb C# B C# F# Who very straight and never grins C# B C# F# Who cares what car he's driving in Pre-chorus: G -6-6-3-3-8-8-4-4--6-6-3-3-8-8-4-4--66-33-88-44-- D -6-6-3-3-8-8-4-4--6-6-3-3-8-8-4-4--66-33-88-44-- A -4-4-1-1-6-6-2-2--4-4-1-1-6-6-2-2--44-11-66-22-- E ------------------------------------------------ C# Bb Eb B He is 'cause he saw it on a commercial break C# Bb Eb B And if he doesn't get what he wants then he gets a headache C# Bb Eb B 'Cause he needs it, wants it, almost loves it Chorus: G -6-6-3-3------------------- D -6-6-3-3-4444444444444444-- A -4-4-1-1-4444444444444444-- E ---------2222222222222222-- C# Bb F# C# B C# F# He's here on his own, on globe alone, here on his own C# B C# F# Who joined health club to glisten C# B C# F# Into hi-fi precision C# B C# F# Who's mobile phone gives him the bone C# B C# F# Who very keen on Sharon Stone Middle: G -2-----7--3--8-------- D -2--6--7--3--8--7--6-- A -0--6--5--1--6--7--6-- E ----4-----------5--4-- C# B C# F# Who eats at the new brasserie C# B C# F# Who only ever gets merry C# B C# F# Who wouldn't be seen at bedtime C# B C# F# Without putting Calvin Kleins on ************************************************************************* DAN ABNORMAL A7 G7 A7 G7 Meanie Leanie come on down A7 G7 A7 G7 Come and entertain the town A7 G7 A7 G7 It's Friday night and we're all bored A7 G7 A7 G7 Time's been called there is no more A7 G7 A7 G7 Time's been called it's such a bore A G A G Dan Abnormal not normal at all F# D B7 It's not his fault we made him this way A G A G He'll imitate you try to ape you F# D B7 A7 But it's not his fault Dan watches T.V. A7 G7 A7 G7 The meanie leanie stays up late A7 G7 A7 G7 Mopes around gets in a state A7 G7 A7 G7 He the killer in your arcade A7 G7 A7 G7 Killing gangstas ready made A7 G7 A7 G7 Cause that is where the futures made Teleport me F# D Dan went to his local burger bar C I want McNormal and chips Bb Or I'll blow you to bits G A Give us it A7 G7 A7 G7 It's the miseries at half past three A7 G7 A7 G7 Watching video nasties A7 G7 A7 G7 He has dirty dreams while he's asleep A7 G7 A7 G7 Cause Dan's just like you and me A7 G7 A7 G7 He's the meanie leanie ************************************************************************* ENTERTAIN ME A The weekend is back F F7 But so is he C Head to the floodlights G See the fraternity D They are waiting A I hear them up in the north F F7 And down in the south C And all that is spewing G D Spewing out of his mouth A F F7 C G D A Entertain me, Entertain me, Entertain me, Entertain me A At his and hers dating F F7 Bored minds agree C Requirements to be stated G D And replies awaited A She wants a loose fit F F7 He wants instant whip C Guesstimates her arrival G D Will she want it really badly A A car, a house both in street F F7 The boredom of the sober week C The weekend's here, hip hip hooray G To make the blues just go away ************************************************************************* YUKO & HIRO G D This is my work place C F G And these are the people I work with D Yuko and Hiro C G We work together G D We work together for the company C F That works to the future G D We work hard to please them C F They will protect us D I never see you C We are never together Cm G I'll love you forever G D I drink in the evenings C F It helps with relaxing G D I can't sleep without drinking C G We drink together D From Monday to Saturday C F I go to my workplace G D But on Sunday we are together C G Yuko and Hiro